So apparently I'm a girly popular nerd

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Kidnapped from SapphireRose-chan and tortured in a basement.

*| Girlish |*
[x] I love at least one shade of pink. (The shade you occasionally see lightning in is pretty radical)
[x] I don't like being messy. (Though it doesn't really stop me)
[ ] My belongings are organized.
[ ] I don't like rock music. (How is liking or disliking rock symbolic of either gender?)
[ ] I like wearing accessories all the time.
[x] Bright colors amaze me. (Neons and shit are pretty cool)
[ ] I hate black. (I see more girls wearing black than guys, I don't see how liking or disliking black is feminine or masculine)
[ ] I go to the salon once a week.
[ ] I comb my hair almost all the time.
[ ] I bring my phone with me everywhere.
Total: 3

*| Boyish |*
[ ] I wear baggy pants. (I don't wear tight pants either, though. I wear pants that fit.)
[x] I play video games. (Once again, that's not a masculine trait, I know a heap of girls who play video games)
[ ] I listen to boy bands. (Okay, what the fuck? I know no men who listen to boy bands. That's a feminine trait.)
[ ] I like wearing jackets with hoods. (I'm indifferent)
[ ] I'm too lazy to do chores. (First of all that's sexist, second of all I do all the chores)
[ ] I don't like shopping. (Depends on the context)
[ ] I like to go bungee jumping. (I've never tried?)
[ ] I like being sweaty. (Uh... what the tits? Who likes being sweaty?)
[ ] I'm a big fan of marvel heroes. (Is Batman Marvel? No, so I don't give a shit.)
[x] I barely wear perfume. (uh... never.)
Total: 2
I commented on every bloody one of those. The person who wrote this has awful views on gender stereotypes.

*| Nerdy |*
[ ] I always carry a pen in my purse or pocket.
[ ] I enjoy studying.
[ ] I wear glasses.
[ ] I'm a straight "A" student.
[ ] I've never skipped any class in my whole life.
[ ] I like my shirt tucked in
[ ] My favorite subject is science.
[x] I enjoy reading books.
[ ] My assignments are always passed on time.
[x] I correct people with their grammar.
Total: 2

*| Emo |*
[ ] I love the color black.
[ ] I always sit at the corner.
[ ] One side of my hair is covering one side of my face unless behind ear.
[ ] I like listening to metal rock music.
[ ] I have a lot of problems in my life.
[ ] I'm not much of a loud person.
[ ] I don't talk much.
[ ] I don't have that many friends.
[ ] I barely have fun.
[ ] I barely go out with my folks or friends.
Total: Successful at life

*| Childish |*
[ ] I am open to my parents.
[ ] I sleep with a stuff toy.
[x] I watch cartoons.
[ ] I don't like watching horror movies.
[ ] I sleep with a night light.
[ ] My parents are the ones who choose my outfit.
[ ] I'm scared of roller coasters.
[ ] I like being with my family relatives.
[ ] I take bubble baths.
[ ] I've ran around the house in my underwear.
Total: 1

*| Popular |*
[  ] A lot of people adore me.
[x] I hangout with the coolest crew. (Cool is a point of view, therefore I'm going to say yes to this one.)
[  ] My parents are loaded.
[  ] I get everything I want.
[  ] I don't wear the same outfit twice.
[  ] I always have the latest gadgets.
[  ] I'm updated to the latest gossips.
[x] I don't like people blocking my way. (I don't see how this is relevant.)
[ ] I have a lot of friends
[ ] A lot of people look to me.
Total: 2

So apparently I'm a girly popular nerd.

Yeah, that sounds reasonable. I'm gonna go gossip about Galileo while painting my nails.
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